Here's how you can eat for free all summer.
Show up at a golf tournament, tell some bad jokes and promise to post some photos on your blog the next day.
This was taken at the annual BOMA Ottawa tournament.
Thanks to Zenix Engineering Ltd and Manulife Financial for sponsoring the clown with the microphone.
Quick golf joke:
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. 'I sure do,' he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter.
'Wow!' said his friend, 'Where did you get that monster lighter?'
'I got it from my genie.'
'You have a genie?'
'Yes, right here in my golf bag.'
'Could I see him?'
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, 'Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?'
'Yes I will'' the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, 'I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
He answers,'I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing.
Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?'
