Friday, April 23, 2010

Matt Carkner day in Ottawa

WHEREAS this is the 23rd day of the 4th month in Ottawa, Ontario Canada.

WHEREAS the Ottawa Senators Hockey Club did overcome the Pittsburgh Penguins on the 22nd day of the 4th month.

WHEREAS many of the goals were dis-allowed, then allowed, then dis-allowed, then allowed.

WHEREAS Ottawa Senators goaltender Pascal Leclaire of Repentigny did obstruct 56 shots.

WHEREAS had Pascal Leclaire been from Ottawa, we would have included him in this for sure.

WHEREAS Matt Carkner of Winchester, Ontario Canada was born close enough to Ottawa to claim him as one of ours.

WHEREAS Ottawa Senators Matt Carkner did, after 107 minutes and 6 seconds of hockey, fired the shot which would annihilate the Pittsburgh Penguins to win the game at 11:41 pm, 4-3 the final score.

THEREFORE we, Stuntman and the Shark of 93.9 BOB fm do hereby proclaim the day of April 23rd, 2010 as MATT CARKNER day in the city of Ottawa, and as such, we give everyone the day off!